First blog, wow.

I really couldn't tell you why I am writing this blog. I have no intentions of ever telling anyone about it. I guess I'm doing this because my thoughts, I believe, are worth remembering. And since journaling with pen and paper is archaic, this is my outlet. Sure, I could just open a word document on my computer but I guess I also secretly hope that maybe someone will stumble across this is, appreciate, agree, disagree, gather insight, etc. from the composures of my thoughts while I drive, shower, am going to bed. Which brings me to why I decided to call this "Food for Thought - Shower Chronicles"... well one, my brillant idea to create this blog just came to me as I was showering, and two, most of my crazy, random, out of NOWHERE thoughts come to me while I'm in the shower. The shower, to me, is a sanctuary where I can just think, and think, and think, with no distractions. I'm also probably never going to reveal who I am just in case my thoughts are a little too.... abstract.... for others, also I don't want my friends to accidently stumble upon this, and when I say stumble upon I don't mean when they're scowering the internet for new and exciting blogs (because lets be honest, my friends are probably cooler than that, no offense if you're that type of person, I'm sure you're awesome!) but I mean literally, StumbleUpon... like the website. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then you should check it out, StumbleUpon.com.... if you have a few hours to avoid doing work, avoiding someone, or just bored it's likely to keep you occupied.

Basically, this is my outlet. My way of saying how I feel about, well anything, without sounding absolutely bizaare to most. Because even I sometimes don't understand where on earth my thought pattern comes from. Expect flighty, random, incomplete, and even anti politically correct topics to appear. That is assuming I continue to write on this thing, considering I have a terrible habit of not finishing things with no deadline. Which I guess doesn't make it incomplete if there isn't a deadline, but you know what I mean.

Though I know laser hair removal doesn't alter your genetic makeup but I'm curious if the future generations will be less hairy. I guess with this global warming hooplah (yes Al Gore, its hooplah) the theories of evolution in themselves should make future generations less hairy, since we don't need it to keep warm. And if this does happen I'm extremely jealous. No I'm not a particularly hairy person, actually I don't really have that much hair at all, but still, shaving my legs is such a pain, especially when you've gotten accustomed to wearing jeans everyday during the winter months. As much as I've longed for you Spring, you're really cramping my style.

I am right winged, conservative, anti-social ANYTHING, but I'm curious if this new health care bill means I can finally get my wisdom teeth removed... hmm. Guess I'll have to make a call to Obama...

Well thats all my mind is thinking about right now.